captcha monster ain't gonna get me AKA monster bingo

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ Hiryuu has in her hands a Bingo card and as she reads it her eyebrows stretch higher and further toward her hairline. She looks--for the record--mostly the same? Although--her horns and scales appear to be missing, and there's something.... strange about the way she looks now. She's mostly the same but... more eye-catching? Her skin is paler, for one, which seems to set off the vibrant color of her red hair more. Maybe prettier? or perhaps that's just an aura? What?? Is that??? ]

... Goodness. They've definitely become bold with their requests, haven't they?

[ The kissing games must have something to do with it. ]

Well, all right then. I can work with this.

[ THEY AIN'T HOE HEART SOLDIER SENSHI FOR NUFFIN. She lifts her face from her paper and her purple eyes rove the room, appraising her prospects. ]

[ ** If it's not obvious, Hiryuu here is a vampire for the purposes of this game. I'll edit as necessary once I know if physical / visible corruptions remain. ]

Comments

[irregular]

Oh, uh... Hiryuu, right?

[Someone is: a dog.

[Yup. Weredog. Like a werewolf, but domesticated.]

Um... how are you getting along?

[Funny.

[She suddenly seems like someone he should Not Be Talking To because, uh.]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ So many people got turned into cute puppies. ]

That's right! My name's a little harder to remember than "K," but you got it. I still have a lot of squares that need filling.

[ she waves her paper in front of him; he can get a pretty good look at what's on there. ]

Are you up for a trade?

[irregular]

Uh... sure, I guess. That's what we're meant to be doing, right?

[Those sure are some squares, uh

[Well, he's got a whole bunch of them too?]

You thinking of anything in particular? Most of mine are stupid, you can ignore them...

[dragonheartedgirl]

I see a few that match.

[ Makeouts... licking.... maybe if she kisses him on the stomach and bites--does that count as creative feeding? ]

... I think we can make this work, depending on what you're comfortable with. What are you comfortable with?

[irregular]

Well, if they match... that way we can both get something done at the same time, right? Sure, that sounds good.

[K

[K just

[what are you agreeing to]

What were you thinking?

[dragonheartedgirl]

How comfortable are you with kissing?

[ just. coming straight out with it like that. and waiting expectantly. ]

[irregular]

Well... it's on the card like twice?

[So... sure. This is okay. He did this before, right?

[Yes, okay, so K now has a ridiculous crush on D.Va but let's be real that would have probably happened anyway, and Senpai left so no, this is all fine.]

Which one were you thinking of?

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ WHEEZES. poor, poor K. D.va would probably be way more likely to pick him up than he thinks though. ]

Well, I need to makeout with a different monster, and so do you. If it's okay with you, I think it won't be a bad experience--I know what I'm doing, and we're not very far apart in age, probably, if that sort of thing matters to you very much. If you'd rather find someone you're closer to, though, or you don't like girls--or whatever reason, really--I understand if you'd rather not.

[irregular]

Uh...

[Stares at her.

[Just.

[SHE'S REALLY PRETTY. Help.]

You sure?

I... I mean, I'm fine with it...! But... are you sure?

[dragonheartedgirl]

It's not a problem. Kissing games like these happen fairly frequently; I've gotten used to it by now.

[irregular]

I... well, I guess that's true.

[This one's a rerun with animal ears, he's said as much himself...]

Yeah. I'm fine with that.

[dragonheartedgirl]

All right. No time like the present, then, right?

[ She's going to go ahead and metaphorically roll up her sleeves and

GET THIS STARTED

by coming over and placing a hand on his neck and pulling him down for a kiss. ]